Posts Tagged ‘dorks’

Wife: Person who performs various duties that another person (commonly known as the husband) does not wish to do, sometimes with complaint however usually without much. In return the husband provides support in a few time-honored traditional ways, such as bug killing and yard work.

I honestly don’t know why you’d ask probl3mchi1d – based on your spelling and overall comprehension level (inferred from your post), I doubt you or fairythug will encounter wives anytime soon.

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At a glance, the above post makes me sad – sounds like the love they have has finally come down from the “above highest mountain” or “circling multiple earths” level. Why is that a good thing? Well as you can see from my dictionary post, I really don’t think love bordering on Obsession is a good thing. But heck, for all I know they obsessed over each other night and day and both loved the attention.

I realize this isn’t as funny as usual, however perhaps this is one of those informative posts. Ones where I take a moment to tell you something factual, such as the fact that obsessions can lead to such uncomfortable feelings that people develop behaviors just to get rid of the nagging obsession. So perhaps your obsession is the safety of your family – that’s not a bad thing right? You think about Ninjas attack them at night while you sleep, and you’re determined to stop that.

Yea, stop this guy!

so you decide that the only sane thing to do is lock your door, and make damn sure it’s locked, by say unsetting and setting the deadbolt a few times to make sure it’s really locked. I’d say 100 times ought to do it. If you agree, congratulations, you’ve just created a compulsion!

He’s obsessed with mountains & dorkiness 

Now that you’ve got an obsession & a compulsion, you may qualify for a disorder. How Fun… OK, not really.

So if you’re love is above Tallest building and Roundest Earth levels, just be careful – don’t want it going too far!

Oh, and remember how I said this wasn’t a funny post, after looking at that last picture, perhaps I was wrong.

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