Posts Tagged ‘desperation’

The question above makes me really wonder what celebrities have enough free time to follow random people. Perhaps game show hosts? Or those relegated to the infamous R-list (It’s really, really, far down from the A-list). But assuming that this phenomenon happens (celebrities following random begger ppl), then the bigger question here comes from the adjectives that describe the practice: thirsty

Desperate

Translation: "I’m looking for a girl, age 17 to 26, for nice time spent together. +421 902 323 550"

and Lame

What do those adjectives have to describe in this question? The begging? The celebrities? The ppl regardless? Who knows. But enough of this prologue and picture stuff, let’s actually answer the question:

People go around begging celebrities to follow them because they enjoy having a trail of semi-famous people in their wake. Who hasn’t wanted Pat Sajak behind them when walking to the men’s room at the bar? And who wouldn’t want Martha Stewart a few steps back when baking cookies. Now that I think about it, and envision it (I mean, think about having Martha, French, and Patrick Stewart all following you…), it doesn’t sound all that lame and desperate. I am thirsty though.

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hey jon i figured you would no what to do with this the computer at mny work got a virus on it it was called personel anti virus is there any way to get rid of this before my boss get here in the am please let me know facebook hope everything is well in ny thank you very much
eric, Ohio

Before I tell you the answer, let me tell you a bit about how people end up in these situations. You can probably imagine a life without Facebook, Twitter, or e-mail – but why would you want to? After all, your damn strawberries are about to wilt on your imaginary farm, and Miley Cyrus just asked about a good name for her new cat to the Twitterverse. Priorities people – you can’t be bothered with something of lesser importance like, say, work, when these earth shattering events are occurring.

However sometimes, your ole’ pal Mr. Computer get’s sick of your web shenanigans. Actually let me rephrase that:Your Ole’ Pal Mr. Computer GETS SICK (as in has a virus) from your web shenanigans. In this case, the antivirus that’s really a virus, seems to be easily corrected thanks to this page of information on it. Now go there, clean it up, and then get back to planting your onions and finding your cows!

Good Farming,

Update:

hey jon program worked thanks for your help everyrhing is gloomy and rainy here you are better then an asain kid i knew you could help thanx a milliom

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