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How To Celebrate

08.20.09

Posted by Jon  |  2 Comments »

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OK Optimumforge, here’s my suggestion. First, you’ll need the following:

1. A big bag of Doritos (Or some such similar snack you enjoy)

2. 300 bees (They tend to be near pollen, be careful catching them)

3. Several cases of honey, crack the jars and fill a large vat.

4. Unsuspecting criminal.

Step 1: Fill vat with honey

Step 2: Agitate bees

Step 3: Wait for a crime to occur (Might wish to find a dark alley in a dangerous part of town. You’ll be safe though – not many want to mess with a guy holding 300 bees, honey, and corn chips.

So now wait for a crime (munch on Doritos to pass the time). When the crime occurs, sneak up on the criminal, dump honey on them, and then release the bees. Run like hell (So the bees don’t have a chance to follow you) and go home. Wait until the evening news when I’m sure a criminal covered in honey with bees hanging around him will make the first half hour.

OR if that’s too much work, hell, just eat the Doritos and skip the other 3 ingredients. Doritos make a good enough celebration, don’t they?

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