What to do in Memphis?
08.21.09
Princess, you’ve asked an age old question: What do I do on a Friday night. Well my answer isn’t tied specifically to Memphis (You could do it anywhere) but it would be fun and I’m Sure you didn’t do it last week.
First get yourself a bear costume. Then stand outside a 7/11 around 11 PM drinking a soda. Each time someone comes out, hold up the soda (like you’re toasting them), growl, and then return to drinking it. Watching people’s reactions should be more than entertaining, and as a plus, the cops may even show up!
