If I can keep my clones to form my private army, and the $1,000,000 (for munitions) then I’d do this. After all, it would make sure that things reliably get updated on Better Ask Jon! I’d also send one to you vegasmami09, so you could ask odd questions like this directly and perhaps fund them.

Oh, and then I’d be better able to take over the world. After all, if one of me can strike fear into the hearts of physically smaller beings, then an army of Jons would most likely cause many nations to surrender without a shot being fired.

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