Archive for December, 2009

• Twitter Weekly Digest for 2009-12-13: http://ping.fm/ezx14 #
• Hoes & Housewives: http://ping.fm/BjNL4 #
• Come to Think of It…: http://ping.fm/2Pyft #

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Now that you bring this up robby305, they do act a lot like gang members, talking about their shared and exclusive turff, and share the same colors (although there are only so many primary colors to go around). For further proof I submit an entry you get when you type in “AT&T Gangsta” in Google Image Search:

If that doesn’t scream Gang Battle Telecom, I don’t know what does!

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Sure Juci9, first get your Hoe:

and add this:

And a bit of imagination… and what do you know, a housewife. She doesn’t cook, clean, or tend to your needs, but then again, she started out as a Hoe, so what do you expect?

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• Twitter Weekly Digest for 2009-12-06: http://ping.fm/30cBj #
• No…: http://ping.fm/YofIE #
• Exactly what I want to do on vacation!: http://ping.fm/vAg5D #
• Question of the Day: http://ping.fm/4FPFK #
• Truly an Emergency: http://ping.fm/t4tmn #
• 1983 Called…: http://ping.fm/zaKgv #
• Why Would Jon Know?: http://ping.fm/IHiqw #
• Can I Keep ‘em?: http://ping.fm/8qHAp #
• Christian Copycats: http://ping.fm/j0sYZ #

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I’ll temporarily suspend my “if you’re not literate you’re not worthy of a honest reply” policy for you Jmarie13 – and figure that you just wanted to explore the possibilities of the word “with” if the ith had run off with other rogue letters.

So anyway, it sounds like you’re confusing a fairly universal religious symbol (e.g., a candle) with a specific symbol (e.g., a menorah or an advent wreath). I’m sorry to say this but both specific symbols holding one common one probably doesn’t qualify for “trying to be like” status. After all, ever checked out a Candle’s wikipedia page (yes, it has one):

Holy Heck Jmarie – 10 separate religions use candles for something or another! Whoa, and I bet they all LIGHT THEM too!

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If I can keep my clones to form my private army, and the $1,000,000 (for munitions) then I’d do this. After all, it would make sure that things reliably get updated on Better Ask Jon! I’d also send one to you vegasmami09, so you could ask odd questions like this directly and perhaps fund them.

Oh, and then I’d be better able to take over the world. After all, if one of me can strike fear into the hearts of physically smaller beings, then an army of Jons would most likely cause many nations to surrender without a shot being fired.

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I feel really bad about these questions – they’re ones I really can’t answer…

But I can answer this one:

Absolutely – I wonder if this is where this banana ended up…

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Orriiaannaa have I got a deal for you. Feast your eyes on this baby:

That’s right – they make something you can stand near a mic and both play piano on AND look like you’re playing a guitar with! It’s called a Keytar, and I’m pretty sure you’re one of the few that is actively pursuing one these days…

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ddarshay, eshafashionista was definitely NOT doing something more important when you needed her. I mean, the way you make it sound, you were just chilling out and all of a sudden your chest rapidly inflated. Of course eshafashionista should have been there for you in that sort of emergency.

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This was such a popular question, there is a Facebook fan page dedicated to it.  Check it out HERE – invite your mother, father, and even your crazy Uncle Ted!

He was probably the same guy who invented fire, and I know exactly what he was thinking -  MMMM STEAK!!

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